For my Philly on his birthday

I've known you almost half my life.
We know you once hoped I'd be YOUR wife.

You have hatred for some I call ex,
You really made me laugh by putting the X in SEX.

We've upgraded from Keystone and now drink Miller,
Who ever thought you'd be an accused cat killer!

Most of your family sucks, but mine rocks.
Thanks for always letting Rylee wear your socks.

Your knowledge of movies is really great.
Too bad it hasn't helped you find a date.

With very few, I have shared my Mother,
With you in my life, I never needed a brother.

We've had our good times and our bad,
The fact that we are still friends makes me glad.

So happy birthday, my very dear friend
I know we'll be friends until the end.

My next pet...

Isn't he so cute?

















The dog is a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested and,
unsurprisingly, has won the World's Ugliest Dog contest three times in a row.

New RV

We picked it up Friday evening. Didn't get to do much cleaning that night as we don't have the right extension cord. The power only stayed for maybe 10 minutes and then kept popping the breaker.

We cleaned a little bit more, Saturday, then some friends came over and we were going to go a little north to the outlet malls. Ended up having to go to Chandler instead as friends were pet sitting and got an urgent call from the pet owners to go check on the pets. Since we were on that side of town we went on to IKEA to get some stuff. Got some sheets for the 2 beds, very neutral until I decide what colors and fabrics to do inside. So, we still got to drive it around, and hang w/ our friends. Good times!

So, after Ry went to bed last night, we started the generator up so we could vacuum and get the new sheets up and I could scrub the bathroom. Not even 2 minutes after we started it, the old bag next door was outside and we could hear her talking. It is not that loud and it was only 9:00. So we had it going for about 10 minutes, we were inside cleaning and our friend was outside smoking. He pops his head in and tells us that she is saying exhaust fumes from the generator are getting in her living room. Shut your fucking window. It is not like she doesn't live one house (our house) away from a major street in Phoenix. God, I just wish they'd move. She sucks.

Our new RV

Not the prettiest. Mr. H gets to paint the outside, I am sure there will be flames involved. The inside is in good condition for being about 30 years old. It's 70's ugly but still in good shape. Mr. H gets to redo the outside and I get the inside.

We'll pick it up Saturday and go camping as soon as he gets a weekend off, and we have both kids!

.......and Movieman is a loser!

Life is shitty - and I mean that literally

We have had a string of shitty things going on over here.

• A few weeks ago, Mr. H's truck "pops out of gear" while he is in Circle K, rolls back into the street and gets hit by some big ass work truck. Still waiting to hear from the insurance on that one and how much our rates will be going up.
• We lost a tree in the 1st big storm and still it sits in the front yard waiting to be cut. Our chainsaw doesn't work and at this rate, I am going to have to go rent one myself and cut it.
• Same truck doesn't pass emissions and is now late getting registered - hopefully he doesn't get pulled over.
• The van brakes are so bad, I am afraid to drive after driving to the banks yesterday after work. Mr. H needs to work on them tonight. In the meantime I am stuck at home w/ both kids and only half a soda. It's gonna get UGLY.
• Night before last, our plumbing went to shit, we had shit water in our tub and it wouldn't go anywhere. Figured I'd just have to shower in the other tub yesterday for work. No such luck, it was full of water by the time I got up. Had to bathe in the kitchen sink and that was no fun. Some $500.00 later, and that was a great deal BTW, luckily we have plumbing connections.

Now for the good stuff.

• Yesterday at work, one of my co workers said he had a 50.00 Gap gift card he never used. I jokingly said "You should give that to me then and I can get my daughter some cute clothes" Next thing I know it comes sailing over my cubicle wall and he goes "here you go, I'm never gonna use it" He is my new best friend.
• We are currently looking at some RV's to purchase, nothing fancy, but no more tent life for me. We have a really good prospect right now, but 2 more to look at once the brakes get fixed so we can actually drive out to Mesa and Queen Creek to check them out. This is all courtesy of Mommy of course. Yes, I am spoiled and no she can't adopt you. She's all mine and I am not sharing!

For my favorite Movieman

"Procrastination is like masturbation, it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end, you're only fucking yourself."

I got this quote off some random blog, perhaps it was a cosmic coincidence that led me there, or maybe it was just boredom.

Here is something else I have found for you...



"I'll do it when I get around to it"

Does this sound familiar?
Here is the miracle cure for procrastination!

Simply print out this magical button and stick it in your pocket.

Now you have finally got A Round Tuit!

OK, now seriously, get off your ass and set out to do what you want to do!! Easy for me to say, considering I hate my job as well, unfortunately for me it is not possible to follow my dream of just being a Mommy w/o nagging my husband to death to find a better job that would allow that to happen. Sure, I guess I could live off welfare like so many happy Americans, but I won't.

You have a dream, quit dreaming about it, and quit being scared and do something that may help you realize that dream. Guarding the parking lots isn't going to help you other than giving you all that time to think about what you aren't doing and feeling bad about it!

I love you! You are one of the most important people in my world and I want you to be happy. Now is the time to do something about it, you are still relatively young, no real obligations that you have to worry about.

Get the led out of your ass and those hands out of those pockets and DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Yet another silly ass game....

http://www.funnypics.cc/media/copter_game.swf

Me and movieman were playing this tonight.

I have high score right now of 728.

Beat that bitches!

Silly games

http://www.funnypics.cc/media/penguin_bloody.swf

Mr. H and I have been playing this game off and on since last night. Right now I have the high score of 1093.1.

I assure you no penguins were harmed during this game as it is a FUCKING CARTOON and not real!

I thought I loved you, but it wasn't enough...

I am sorry Rick, I thought I loved you, I guess I just didn't love you enough. I never even thought until today about your concert being outside. I placed a call to The Fort and found out that, yes it was taking place outside, in Arizona, in July. My love for you was not enough to make me sit in the frickin' Phoenix heat to watch you sing to me. Someday we will meet again!

I am sad....

for Rick Springfield. I love him! I am sad he is playing the local Indian Casinos these days. I will be attempting to see him this next Saturday. We are not going to buy tickets ahead of time through ticketmaster and pay their stupid fee. We are just going to head on out to the casino and hope it isn't sold out. :) If it is, I'll just blow the 25.00 on slots. I get to do something I will enjoy either way!

I do still have my programs from concerts back in the day. Damn, I'll have to find them this week, maybe I can get him to sign them.

If only I still had a Rick Springfield T-shirt.........

Things we have in common

I told one of my best friends we had grown apart and didn't have anything in common anymore. Here is a list of things she came up with, in her own words. They are quite amusing to me so I thought I would share....

• We think skin heads are attractive
• I like native americans your married to one
• We both like trading spaces (granted with no tv I dont get to see trading spaces)
• and mexican food
• and ice cream
• We like Tetris and Phillip

So then, I tell her I actually don't watch Trading Spaces anymore it is sucky and she responds with "oh well, then see we have more in common then"

So going along this same line of thinking, I have come up w/ some more......

• She is a NUT and I like peanuts. I also like cashews.
• She is fruity, and I like fruit
• She has 2 feet, and so do I
• We both have opposable thumbs
• We both live in states that end w/ the letter 'A'
• I have a house w/ a pool, she would like to have a house w/ a pool
• We both have dogs
• We both like to sleep and eat
• We both have kids and enjoy them

Speaking of Sunny Days (about a week ago)

That Ken Jennings guy is fucking everywhere! The big winner guy from Jeopardy was on a Sesame Street promo the other day!

and I have nothing.....

Nothing to say. Nothing to write. I don't know why I even have a blog.



I like to eat. I like to sleep. I go to work 4 days a week, and play w/ my family. That's about it!

Have a great day!

My thoughts today

Granted, I don't get out much, but I saw this bumper sticker the other day and thought it was GREAT!!

FAT PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP

Since seeing that, I have decided not to give diet or exercise a try. I would never want to be kidnapped, that would be horrible!

So much for "sunny days"

Granted, I haven't watched Sesame Street in a very long time.....

I just think it is very sad that society is so fucked up and obsessed w/ body image that Sesame Street has to have Snuffalufagus being be talked to about dieting. Maria had to explain to him that he will never be as small as Elmo, because he doesn't have that body type.

I am home today. 2nd day w/ a headache and I wasn't about to go be stuck at work on the phone w/ idiots all day.

I loved the 80's but didn't watch the 'boy' cartoons....

I'm a BITCH!!!! Who knew?