Saturday, December 17, 2005

Sick and bored

My and my girl have the creepy crud going on over here. Nasty cough and big time stuffy, plus it feels like someone is squeezing my head in a vice or something. It sucks.

So, anyway, I haven't posted much lately. This isn't much now either, but I am bored. Mr. H is at work and the boy is at his moms, so it is just me and the girl today.

We went to Tucson last weekend to visit w/ my sister in law and her family. We stayed here! My mother in law came w/ us but she stayed at my sister in laws. It was a nice weekend for the most part. :)

My Mommy comes on Wednesday night for a week. We picked up our layaway from Wal-Mart last night, so now I just have to get everything wrapped and under the tree, except for the santa gift.

While Mommy is here, we are going to paint some pottery w/ the kids and do zoo lights. DivaPrincess, I'll send you an email but we were thinking of doing this zoo instead this year. Let me know what you think, it costs 7.00.

So sign up for this blingo thing that I have linked, over there, to your right, above the weather girl, we can all win prizes by doing google searches.

Peace out!

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Happy Thanksgiving

to all my friends and family. Or to at least the 3 that read this.

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Happy belated Anniversary to us

Tomorrow after work we are going to The Boulders for our 5th Anniversary getaway. I wanted Vegas to get married by Elvis, but that didn't work out.

Grandma is going to stay w/ the girl, the dogs and the house so we can go be romantic and stuff.

We'll be home Sunday afternoon.

Monday, November 14, 2005

Laundry Day

Some things I discovered today while doing laundry..........

  1. My f'in dog Dottie will not piss on tile, only carpet or clothing. Nice to step in while sorting laundry in the laundry room.
  2. My son is a goof ball. He keeps putting this one zip off pants leg in the laundry. Just one leg, not 2 legs and not the rest of the pants. Tonight I finally asked why. He says he doesn't know where the rest of the pants are and didn't know what else to do w/ the lone leg, so he just keeps putting it in the dirty clothes. BOYS!!!
  3. I no longer care if the towels are folded the right way (MY WAY) just as long as I don't have to fold them.

Pretty boring post huh? I am trying to outbore Movieman

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Nothing much

Just enjoying my weekend w/ my girl. Mr. H works all weekend and my other boy is at his moms this weekend. We did laundry all day today.

Tonight we went here and Rylee painted a picture frame for her Grandmas birthday on Monday.

Tomorrow after Mr. H gets off work we are taking my Mother in law to dinner for her birthday. mmmmm Black Angus.

Sunday - nothing planned, I really need to clean up the house, but where is the fun in that?

Monday - We are going back to As You Wish on Monday morning to a Mommy and Me class to paint a hand print turkey plate for Thanksgiving.

Monday, October 31, 2005


Start with 100%, and take away 1% for everything you've done/that's happened to you on this list.

Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

Put your total Percentage as your title.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Snagged from some random blog

Copy this entire list into your blog.
BOLD everything about you that is true.
Leave plain anything that is false about you.
Put an asterisk (*) at the end of false statements you would LIKE to be true.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow.*
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex.
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.*

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Nothing much

I haven't written anything in ages... (Don't we clean up real purty?)

Nothing much to report.

I am glad my friend and her family are out of New Orleans and safe and sound and reunited w/ sweet puppy dog Guiness in Ohio.

I am glad Movieman is such a dork and we always have fun.

I am glad my husband is such a great Dad.

I love my kids.

I miss my Mom, and wish she lived here.

I miss my Father in Law - alot- all the time, and wish he could have at least met my daughter.

I can't wait til Wednesday - One Tree Hill starts a new season.

Friday, August 26, 2005

For my Philly on his birthday

I've known you almost half my life.
We know you once hoped I'd be YOUR wife.

You have hatred for some I call ex,
You really made me laugh by putting the X in SEX.

We've upgraded from Keystone and now drink Miller,
Who ever thought you'd be an accused cat killer!

Most of your family sucks, but mine rocks.
Thanks for always letting Rylee wear your socks.

Your knowledge of movies is really great.
Too bad it hasn't helped you find a date.

With very few, I have shared my Mother,
With you in my life, I never needed a brother.

We've had our good times and our bad,
The fact that we are still friends makes me glad.

So happy birthday, my very dear friend
I know we'll be friends until the end.

Sunday, August 21, 2005

My next pet...

Isn't he so cute?

The dog is a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested and,
unsurprisingly, has won the World's Ugliest Dog contest three times in a row.

Sunday, August 14, 2005

New RV

We picked it up Friday evening. Didn't get to do much cleaning that night as we don't have the right extension cord. The power only stayed for maybe 10 minutes and then kept popping the breaker.

We cleaned a little bit more, Saturday, then some friends came over and we were going to go a little north to the outlet malls. Ended up having to go to Chandler instead as friends were pet sitting and got an urgent call from the pet owners to go check on the pets. Since we were on that side of town we went on to IKEA to get some stuff. Got some sheets for the 2 beds, very neutral until I decide what colors and fabrics to do inside. So, we still got to drive it around, and hang w/ our friends. Good times!

So, after Ry went to bed last night, we started the generator up so we could vacuum and get the new sheets up and I could scrub the bathroom. Not even 2 minutes after we started it, the old bag next door was outside and we could hear her talking. It is not that loud and it was only 9:00. So we had it going for about 10 minutes, we were inside cleaning and our friend was outside smoking. He pops his head in and tells us that she is saying exhaust fumes from the generator are getting in her living room. Shut your fucking window. It is not like she doesn't live one house (our house) away from a major street in Phoenix. God, I just wish they'd move. She sucks.

Monday, August 08, 2005

Our new RV

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Not the prettiest. Mr. H gets to paint the outside, I am sure there will be flames involved. The inside is in good condition for being about 30 years old. It's 70's ugly but still in good shape. Mr. H gets to redo the outside and I get the inside.

We'll pick it up Saturday and go camping as soon as he gets a weekend off, and we have both kids!

.......and Movieman is a loser!

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Life is shitty - and I mean that literally

We have had a string of shitty things going on over here.

  • A few weeks ago, Mr. H's truck "pops out of gear" while he is in Circle K, rolls back into the street and gets hit by some big ass work truck. Still waiting to hear from the insurance on that one and how much our rates will be going up.
  • We lost a tree in the 1st big storm and still it sits in the front yard waiting to be cut. Our chainsaw doesn't work and at this rate, I am going to have to go rent one myself and cut it.
  • Same truck doesn't pass emissions and is now late getting registered - hopefully he doesn't get pulled over.
  • The van brakes are so bad, I am afraid to drive after driving to the banks yesterday after work. Mr. H needs to work on them tonight. In the meantime I am stuck at home w/ both kids and only half a soda. It's gonna get UGLY.
  • Night before last, our plumbing went to shit, we had shit water in our tub and it wouldn't go anywhere. Figured I'd just have to shower in the other tub yesterday for work. No such luck, it was full of water by the time I got up. Had to bathe in the kitchen sink and that was no fun. Some $500.00 later, and that was a great deal BTW, luckily we have plumbing connections.

Now for the good stuff.

  • Yesterday at work, one of my co workers said he had a 50.00 Gap gift card he never used. I jokingly said "You should give that to me then and I can get my daughter some cute clothes" Next thing I know it comes sailing over my cubicle wall and he goes "here you go, I'm never gonna use it" He is my new best friend.
  • We are currently looking at some RV's to purchase, nothing fancy, but no more tent life for me. We have a really good prospect right now, but 2 more to look at once the brakes get fixed so we can actually drive out to Mesa and Queen Creek to check them out. This is all courtesy of Mommy of course. Yes, I am spoiled and no she can't adopt you. She's all mine and I am not sharing!

Sunday, July 17, 2005

For my favorite Movieman

"Procrastination is like masturbation, it seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end, you're only fucking yourself."

I got this quote off some random blog, perhaps it was a cosmic coincidence that led me there, or maybe it was just boredom.

Here is something else I have found for you...

"I'll do it when I get around to it"

Does this sound familiar?
Here is the miracle cure for procrastination!

Simply print out this magical button and stick it in your pocket.

Now you have finally got A Round Tuit!

OK, now seriously, get off your ass and set out to do what you want to do!! Easy for me to say, considering I hate my job as well, unfortunately for me it is not possible to follow my dream of just being a Mommy w/o nagging my husband to death to find a better job that would allow that to happen. Sure, I guess I could live off welfare like so many happy Americans, but I won't.

You have a dream, quit dreaming about it, and quit being scared and do something that may help you realize that dream. Guarding the parking lots isn't going to help you other than giving you all that time to think about what you aren't doing and feeling bad about it!

I love you! You are one of the most important people in my world and I want you to be happy. Now is the time to do something about it, you are still relatively young, no real obligations that you have to worry about.

Get the led out of your ass and those hands out of those pockets and DO SOMETHING!!!!!

Saturday, July 16, 2005

Yet another silly ass game....

Me and movieman were playing this tonight.

I have high score right now of 728.

Beat that bitches!

Monday, July 11, 2005

Silly games

Mr. H and I have been playing this game off and on since last night. Right now I have the high score of 1093.1.

I assure you no penguins were harmed during this game as it is a FUCKING CARTOON and not real!

Saturday, July 02, 2005

I thought I loved you, but it wasn't enough...

I am sorry Rick, I thought I loved you, I guess I just didn't love you enough. I never even thought until today about your concert being outside. I placed a call to The Fort and found out that, yes it was taking place outside, in Arizona, in July. My love for you was not enough to make me sit in the frickin' Phoenix heat to watch you sing to me. Someday we will meet again!

Sunday, June 26, 2005

I am sad....

for Rick Springfield. I love him! I am sad he is playing the local Indian Casinos these days. I will be attempting to see him this next Saturday. We are not going to buy tickets ahead of time through ticketmaster and pay their stupid fee. We are just going to head on out to the casino and hope it isn't sold out. :) If it is, I'll just blow the 25.00 on slots. I get to do something I will enjoy either way!

I do still have my programs from concerts back in the day. Damn, I'll have to find them this week, maybe I can get him to sign them.

If only I still had a Rick Springfield T-shirt.........

Saturday, June 25, 2005

Things we have in common

I told one of my best friends we had grown apart and didn't have anything in common anymore. Here is a list of things she came up with, in her own words. They are quite amusing to me so I thought I would share....

  • We think skin heads are attractive
  • I like native americans your married to one
  • We both like trading spaces (granted with no tv I dont get to see trading spaces)
  • and mexican food
  • and ice cream
  • We like Tetris and Phillip

So then, I tell her I actually don't watch Trading Spaces anymore it is sucky and she responds with "oh well, then see we have more in common then"

So going along this same line of thinking, I have come up w/ some more......

  • She is a NUT and I like peanuts. I also like cashews.
  • She is fruity, and I like fruit
  • She has 2 feet, and so do I
  • We both have opposable thumbs
  • We both live in states that end w/ the letter 'A'
  • I have a house w/ a pool, she would like to have a house w/ a pool
  • We both have dogs
  • We both like to sleep and eat
  • We both have kids and enjoy them

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Speaking of Sunny Days (about a week ago)

That Ken Jennings guy is fucking everywhere! The big winner guy from Jeopardy was on a Sesame Street promo the other day!

and I have nothing.....

Nothing to say. Nothing to write. I don't know why I even have a blog.

I like to eat. I like to sleep. I go to work 4 days a week, and play w/ my family. That's about it!

Have a great day!

Thursday, June 16, 2005

My thoughts today

Granted, I don't get out much, but I saw this bumper sticker the other day and thought it was GREAT!!


Since seeing that, I have decided not to give diet or exercise a try. I would never want to be kidnapped, that would be horrible!

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

So much for "sunny days"

Granted, I haven't watched Sesame Street in a very long time.....

I just think it is very sad that society is so fucked up and obsessed w/ body image that Sesame Street has to have Snuffalufagus being be talked to about dieting. Maria had to explain to him that he will never be as small as Elmo, because he doesn't have that body type.

I am home today. 2nd day w/ a headache and I wasn't about to go be stuck at work on the phone w/ idiots all day.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

I loved the 80's but didn't watch the 'boy' cartoons....

I'm a BITCH!!!! Who knew?